Are You a Democrat or a Republican?

If you ever wondered whether you are a Democrat or a Republican this is a great test.

Let's begin!

-If a Republican doesn't like guns, she doesn't buy one.

-If a Democrat doesn't like guns, she wants all guns outlawed.

-If a Republican is a vegetarian, she doesn't eat meat.
-If a Democrat is a vegetarian, she wants all meat products banned from everyone else.

-If a Republican is down-and-out, she thinks about how to better her situation.
-If a Democrat is down-and-out, she wonders who is going to take care of her.

-If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, she switches channels.
-If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, she demands that the network fire him.

-If a Republican is a nonbeliever, she doesn't go to church.
-If a Democrat is a nonbeliever, she wants any mention of God and (Christian) religion silenced. 

-If a Republican needs healthcare, she goes about shopping for it, or may find a job that provides it. 
-If a Democrat needs healthcare, she demands that the rest of us pay for it. 

-If a Republican reads this, she'll forward this so her friends can have a good laugh.
-If a Democrat reads this, she will sit and stew because she's "offended."